I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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