Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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