i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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