I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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