And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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