Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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