Come see our sink grown plant.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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