So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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