She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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