Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Couch. On fire.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
