that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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