I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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