He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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