Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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