I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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