dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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