I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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