You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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