the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
