Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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