my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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