Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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