It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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