I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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