So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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