no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if only i could text you this smell
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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