Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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