Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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