is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You took a bar mat shot.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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