If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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