Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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