You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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