She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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