I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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