Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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