Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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