Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Let's paint friendship bongs
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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