im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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