Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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