I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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