Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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