: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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