That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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