i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
