Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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