YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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