idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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