Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
