bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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