so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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