I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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