Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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