By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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